How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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