there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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