Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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