So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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