I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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