Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
home. puking in laundry basket.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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