You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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