he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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