Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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