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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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