it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
