UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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