you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
In other news, I just burned my penis
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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