walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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