If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Come see our sink grown plant.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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