the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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