I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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