yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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