so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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