My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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