do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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