you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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