It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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