He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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