I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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