Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Pants are for mortals
as a side note pls kill me
I need to align my fucking chakras
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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