Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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