Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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