I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize