So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
