im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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