PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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