She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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