i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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