i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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