i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
