BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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