He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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