i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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