Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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