He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
