Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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