is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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