who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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