I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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