i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
