Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Too much gin, very little bucket
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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