She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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