I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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