Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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