don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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