I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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