Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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