I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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