every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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