I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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